Holy mackerel, they have the Consumer Electronics Show on right now and they have unveiled the coolest, bestest ever cellular phone ever…the ZACH MORRIS PHONE!
This amazing piece of techno-wizardry has a range of 10 feet from its base station, but who cares? It’s wireless! Plus, it has easy to use buttons for those with big fingers (and unless you are a smaller-than-average person, then this phone is for you!).
I personally cannot wait to get my hands on this gem. The news stations are going crazy with the talk of this new phone on the market!
Is that a RED button on its faceplate? I THINK SO!
Some of my friends are hooked on some other phone that debuted yesterday, but they live in the past. This is the future!
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6 responses to “New Cell Phones Out!”
hahaha, nice one palmer. So you planning on getting the extra battery for it? You know, the one that comes with the convenient shoulder strap for it? Technology is amazing, huh? The battery only weighs 17.5 pounds!!!
aH YES, but what about the awe-inspiring address book (aka a notebook with a pen which attaches to the case?)
That is incredible.
I think my favourite feature is the two-way VOLA (voice-over-land&air).
You simply see someone you want to message, and you yell at them:
“HEY YOU! HOW ARE YOU!”
It’s a beautiful piece of equipment.
hot damn I want one!
I’ll dig mine out, gotta love it when fashion and old trends become the new fad again!
Oh Joe, I think you just showed your age! Tee hee!