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Experiment Failed

Well, as of 12:49PM today, I have failed the experiment as I had to eat a sandwich. Mmm…sandwiches.

Experiment: Over.
Status: Mmm…I am loving this ham sandwich. It’s delish!

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6 responses to “Experiment Failed”

  1. Dish Avatar
    Dish

    Which brings us to the key lessons you should have already learned from Homer:

    1)”If something is hard, it’s not worth doing.”

    2)”You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.”

  2. Maren Avatar
    Maren

    However, I’m sure that Homer would also bestow upon you the “Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence” for your efforts.

  3. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Did you lose any weight?

  4. Palmer Avatar
    Palmer

    Yeah, I lost 15 lbs. Random.

  5. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Awesome.

  6. Dana Avatar
    Dana

    Why not try some of those Campbell’s soup at hands or whatever they’re called…I’ve heard that they are actually pretty good.