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The Science of Public Washrooms

I was in the washroom this morning at another Gov’t building and noticed that they really lacked sufficient toilets for all of us.

That got me wondering who determines how many urinals and toilets are to be placed into a public washroom?

There must be some scientific stat like x amount of people = y amount of toilets.

Who has this information? I want to request more toilets and I need formulas to demonstrate!

6 replies on “The Science of Public Washrooms”

yes, sports venues are the pinnacle of this phenomenon. I’ve noticed that they must use a ratio of when you feel that you have to go to the amout of people at said venue/place to determine the time it will take you before you piss your pants, because when I get to the urinal it always seems to be the right amount of time and always feels great to let the piss fly!

I’m telling you man, try out the Depends, Attends, or Tena products. They make it sooooo much easier at work, and don’t even get me started on sporting venues!

You go when you need to. Voila!

Depends eh? I always wondered about those people who never leave their cubes during the whole day.

You will all be wonderously happy to know that at my new place of work there are fabulously clean and modern bathroom facilities. They even have the motion sensor faucets and automatic flush toilets. Talk about moving up in the world…

instead of E=mc*squared* it could be T=pp*flushed*( T as in toilette)

*thinking out loud*
should I send it… shouldn’t I send it… is it really that lame… maybe I could assume an alias… yes that’s what I’ll do… perhaps S. Losier… no that is too obvious… Sammy L… yes yes that’ll do… 🙂

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