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  • HOPE Volleyball 2008

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    Before I start talking about HOPE Volleyball 2008, I want to put some rumours to rest.

    Yes, Mike broke his middle toe at HOPE Volleyball.

    No, I wasn’t directly involved in the breaking of his toe. However, this is the third time that I had been in the vicinity of Mike’s injuring himself and now his parents are getting some insurance policy for their son whenever he exits the house with me (which may not be a great idea and they should think about just getting a 24-7 plan considering their son lives with me.) So I don’t know if the fates have myself and Mike’s injury level, but either way, I’m sorry to say, but I always have a good chuckle when Mike injures himself nowadays.

    HOPE Volleyball has been decreed my favourite day of the year. It’s better than my birthday, it’s better than Christmas. I really couldn’t find anything that compares. Where else can you get a beautiful day, beautiful women in bikinis, volleyball, rock bands, beer gardens, free stuff given out to you at the beach, and a good event to raise money for charity?

    HOPE Volleyball is a charity volleyball event that is held each year at Mooney’s Bay. Our team, Just Giver was in fine form when we arrived for our game with minutes to spare and proceeded to kick some ass then, and all day long. Vero and I showed up at Carrie’s an hour before our first game victory to park our car and walk over to the beach. The year before, we had left so late that we missed our first game. Luckily, we had our head on our shoulders this time around and managed to leave at a decent hour.

    The sun was HOT and it was only 8:30 in the morning. I don’t know what the temperature went up to in the day but I’m pretty sure it was around 30 without the humidity. This was the first HOPE Vball weekend for Vero, Mike and Anne-Marie. The veterans on our team were Casey and Melissa, myself and Carrie. It was a good mix and I was wondering if I would be in fine volleyball form.

    This was also the first year we weren’t playing on the beach, but in the grass. I didn’t mind the difference although I was definitely more hesitant to dive for the ball at various times. My first serve was horrible but the next time I got up to serve, I must have pleased the volleyball Gods and had a slew of good serves on hand. We ended up winning the first game which boosted us in high spirits.

    We had 1.5 hours to kill before the next game and the beer tents aren’t open that early in the morning so we started to walk around, grab some free stuff (CD Samplers, frisbees, hats) and entered in a few contests. You never know, I may very well be the winner of a Pontiac Solstice in the near future!

    We then returned to our spot under the tree near Court #62, relaxed and waited for the next game to start. From what I recall, the rest of the games of the day were lost, but we were close in all of them. No wait, we won another one in the afternoon. So we won two, lost three, and the three we lost were close games. That counts as a win in my books. We were all on fire that day in terms of volleyball skills. I was surprised at how well we gelled together.

    Once the second game was done, we headed to the beer gardens and started the day off right. It was starting to get a little warm so it was only time to have something to quench the thirst. When we arrived the lineup at the beer tent was HUGE, but then Casey realized that there were two ends to the beer tent so we went to the other end and managed to find NO LINEUP in front of the beer ticket booth. Beauty! We grabbed our beer tickets for the day, bought a few and went up on the hill to relax and watch the opening band. HOPE Volleyball is always a good time to see some local talent in the early part of the day before the big bands come out later. Carrie was disappointed to hear that her fave band LOUDLOVE could not make it. Rumours of a car accident were whispered whereas the more obvious reason came out as well…they were already playing a gig last night and were too hungover to play today! We don’t know the truth, but we know how these things work out.

    After a few more beer, we headed back for Game #3, lost it but realized that there was more beer to be drank and headed back to the beer tent. Casey and I tossed the frisbee around for a bit and he was quite excited as the year before, the police on site had asked us to stop throwing it around in the beer garden. This seems quite absurd considering the beer garden is HUGE and there is plenty of space to throw it around. I, unfortunately, am not good with my aim and proceeded to have it land near a group of guys a few times. This is not an ideal situation when there are a bunch of girls I could be aiming for my partner. Woops.

    Vero and the other girls showed up later and we also managed to get some food in us in the form of cold burgers and hot dogs. Yum! I can’t complain too much. It’s nice of the organizers to include lunch in with the price of our ticket. The day was escaping us already in the heat as we didn’t even realize that our next game was coming up fast! We rushed back to the court, proceeded to kick some ass, and then I took a five minute break in the shade to recharge my batteries.

    Before this, Mike had finally showed up to the event. He had originally needed to go into work for 20 minutes in the morning to oversee some computer install in case something went wrong. Unfortunately, something went wrong and he spent four hours there fixing it and managed to show up around noon. I was excited to see him as I had told him all about HOPE over these years and he was quite excited to see what all the fuss was about.

    The bands were coming out in full force by the time we returned to the beer garden and I was rocking out to some Thornley (who is Ian Thornely, mastermind of Big Wreck). I’ve seen them here before…in fact I believe it was the same year Philipp and I stumbled into a mosh pit accidentally and proceeded to get shoved down into the pavement. It wasn’t as bad as a scene as before and Vero, Casey, Mike and I headed up to the front where I do believe my ear started to bleed from the decibels hitting us.

    The day descended into madness at that point. I proceeded to burn my pinky toe on someone’s cigarette butt in the grass. Argh. Morons. This reminded me of when Troy had some searing pain under his arm at SARStock and found out it was some guy’s cigarette under his arm! There was quite an army of us up on top of the hill and we just sat there having a good time chatting, drinking our beers and watching 54-40 (a band who everyone knows their songs, but never know who sings them). My only disappointment in the day was that there was some free beer action going on in the parking lot that I missed out on TWICE during the day. Ah well, you win some, you lose some.

    The police finally asked us all to leave around 6PM (concerts were done, festival was closing up shop) and on my way out, there was someone giving away a box of apples at the end of the day. I ended up picking it up (probably 100 apples in this thing!) and bringing it back to Carrie’s. The walk back to Carrie’s was a long one and Mike doesn’t know if he broke his toe along the walk by falling out of his flip-flops or if it was while wrestling Vero. Either way, he realized that something was wrong when his toe started turning purple.

    I had had enough for the day and when we got to Carrie’s I immediately collapsed on her bed for a snooze. I don’t know how much time passed before Vero came in to wake me up and I had a drink of water upstairs with Holly and Alex and then I realized Vero was pretty hungry (it was 9PM by this time!) so we headed to her place and I picked up some Louis’ Pizza (in which they signed her name in tomato sauce on the pizza! Is that normal?!) and we scarfed it down and hit the sack. I felt like I had ran a marathon and in reality it was 10:08 when my head hit the pillow.

    All in all, this was probably one of the better years for HOPE Volleyball…moreso because of the weather. Vero and Mike seemed to have a good time seeing that it was their first time out. I really enjoyed the day and hopefully nothing will interfere with my plans to dominate the volleyball courts again next year.

  • Review: Bluesfest Day 9

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    After an afternoon of trying to stay awake, we headed out to Bluesfest again.  It was a whirlwind affair of heading back to Orleans, trying to catch some sleep, pack a bag for HOPE Volleyball, head back to Krista’s…it was a blur.

    In the end, everything went fine (other than the fact that I forgot to pack my shorts into my HOPE Volleyball bag and then had to return home after the concert instead of spending the night at Vero’s) and we headed out from Krista’s on time for the Theory of a Deadman concert.

    We all looked pretty tired and the way Krista felt manifested itself in the form of not even being able to finish her beer.  I felt bad for the soul, but I was sure a good night of sleep would help her out.

    Theory of a Deadman were there promoting their new album “Scars and Souvenirs” which is a decent album, but more of the same really and they don’t shy away from that fact.  They do know how to rock though and we always enjoy their concerts.  We were very close to the stage but on the right hand side to the point where we couldn’t even see the drummer.

    My favourite moment came not in the form of the band or their music but at this little kid on top of his Dad’s shoulders wearing a Spider-Man hat and giving the devil horn symbol with his hands all night long.  That kid was awesome.  He was rocking out so much and was probably 3 years old.  I had visions that this will one day be my kid…up front at a rock concert on top of my shoulders with a Spidey hat.

    The band didn’t really hit into too many new songs and I have a feeling this is due to the fact that there are quite a few ballads on their new album and the festival isn’t made for too many ballads.  It’s made for decibel shattering rock!  Which they did.

    I ended up leaving after their set and left Krista and Mike to watch Great Big Sea.  I just couldn’t bring myself to go to bed late again considering the gauntlet was upon us tomorrow…HOPE Volleyball.

    photo from Ottawa Citizen

  • Review: Motley Crue’s “The Dirt”

    thedirt.jpgI had heard about “The Dirt” many years ago when Crystal showed me this incredulous stories she was reading about Motley Crue.  I didn’t really know Motley Crue but must admit that from what I heard, they were a little crazy.

    Fast forward years later and I got my fair share of Motley Crue introduction in the past month…Mark from work passed me a few albums to listen to.  Troy showed me a concert DVD and lent me their autobiography, “The Dirt”.

    The Dirt outlines their rise to fame by tackling different events with different perspectives.  It is common to read about Vince Neil praising Nikki Sixx for not making a move on his girlfriend and then in the next chapter Nikki saying that he slept with Vince’s girlfriend behind his back.  This was hardcore rock and roll.

    I couldn’t put this book down.  It was truly insane.  If you ever wanted to really know what a rock star’s lifestyle can be like, you need to read this book.  It’s definitely not for the faint of heart…one of the more extreme things I read is how they were on tour with Ozzy Osbourne and he proceeded to drink one of the band’s members urine.  Ick.  Ack.

    But it is so mesmerizing to read about the dirty things Motley Crue did during their rise to fame.  Heck, Nikki Sixx even overdosed to the point of no return, only to return from the dead after people thought he was dead!

    I am recommending this as the must read book of this summer.  It is a tragic tale of one of rock’s notorious bands.  From drugs, to booze, to failed relationships with hundreds, if not thousands of women…it’s all there in print and it’s an interesting, interesting tale.  Heck, I even enjoyed it and I didn’t even know much about the band before reading about them.

    Pick it up if you like the occasional shock, and you enjoy the rock.

  • Review: Bluesfest Day Day 8

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    Thursday night was shaping up to be the quintessential night to see Bluesfest.  Not because of the bands, but because it would be an amazing night full of sunshine and beer.

    Mike had already been staying over at Krista’s for the week as the smart man that he is so I managed to plan out to meet them both at Krista’s to have some supper before going to Bluesfest.  So far, they have had a good time with their all-festival pass but I haven’t heard any AMAZING stories yet.  I figured that would change.

    I headed over to Krista’s around 4PM and didn’t get an answer at her door.  I figured Mike should be there by then so I was a little miffed when I thought he may be taking a nap and not answering the door!  I sat in front of her apartment building and finished reading Motley Crue’s “The Dirt” and then started at the sky for awhile.  I waited for 1.5 hours until Krista showed up wondering why the heck I was hanging out there.  Turns out that Mike was working until 5PM all week long as opposed to his normal 7-3 shift.  I groaned when I realized I had spent a few hours waiting for them on her front lawn.  It wasn’t a total waste as I could finish my book.

    After a few beer and some spaghetti, we headed down to the festival grounds (dropping into the Royal Oak for some drink Krista called the Jagerbomb which is a shot of jagermeister and a red bull energy drink) and arrived just in time for Three Days Grace to take the stage.  We grabbed a beer, settled in, and the world was kind to us by delivering us a rip-roaring show.

    Halfway through the set, Krista wanted to go find her friend Ben so we headed out in search for him.  We managed to find him in the sea of 30,000 people (bless the cellular phone technology!) and it was good meeting him.  He seemed out of it at first but once he saw we were in the good spirits, we quickly came up to our energy level and we enjoyed the rest of the concert by Three Days Grace.  Nothing much different in the set from the last time we saw them although instead of an acoustic version of Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game”, they played Alice in Chains “Rooster” instead!

    I must admit that the night descended into madness and when the Black Crowes came on, I recollect that the concert could have been a ghetto blaster blasting Black Crowes tunes to me across the field because we were so far back in the field that we weren’t paying attention to the stage, we were paying attention to having a good time amongst ourselves.  Ah well, that’s the beauty of Bluesfest.  The night ended quickly in our minds and we then headed homeward for a bite to eat (Johnny’s on Laurier make a decent schawarma, by the way) and Krista wanted to have another drink at her place but I knew that would be a recipe for disaster considering we were all working the next day so I grabbed my backpack, walked 30 minutes to Vero’s and crashed their for the night.  Luckily the Bluesfest Gods were looking after me and I emerged unscathed and felt pretty decent the next morning.  Krista wasn’t so lucky.

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  • Hermit

    So last week I’m getting vegetarian sushi with Krista downstairs and out of nowhere, Jen shows up and says hello.  I haven’t seen her in quite some time.  So we chat a bit and then this conversation takes place:

    Jen: So I went to Kap last week!
    Me: Kap?  What?  Kapuskasing?  Really?  What brought you there?
    Jen (with a bewildered look on her face like someone farted): Uh, I went to see Mart?
    Me: Who?
    Jen: Martin?
    Me: Joelle’s cousin Martin?
    Jen (still the incredulous look): Yeah!

    Then we chatted about going to Kap and all that jazz while I avoided the situation of asking what she was doing visiting Martin for.  In the end, Holly came to rescue after I phoned her and asked if there was something going on between Jen and Martin and she let me know that they’ve been together for quite awhile now.

    I have officially lost touch with reality as we know it.

  • Graphic Designer Needed

    Vero’s work is looking for a graphic designer for a four month contract.

    That is all.

  • Terminal Romance

    After work yesterday, I took my semi-usual nap on the bus ride home and when I arrived, it was dang muggy out which prompted me not to arrive at the gym like planned.  However, I figured the evening shouldn’t be a waste so in my thoughts I figured I would pick up some groceries and then work on Troy’s ‘So It Goes’ song.

    I first stopped at Future Shop to pick up the new Matt Mays & El Torpedo album “Terminal Romance” and noticed that My Chemical Romance had released a CD/DVD package of their Black Parade tour which I had gone to but missed the first 30 minutes.

    I then went to the Superstore for some much needed groceries and felt a little ambitious and picked up some pad thai noodles and some sauce.  Natali at work had been raving about this pad thai dish she made and I figured it couldn’t be too hard.  Let me point out that 99% of the time, I am not adventurous when it comes to cooking.  I can’t be bothered with it.  I still remember Carrie bewildered that I couldn’t make Kraft Dinner.  To me, it was too much preparation (but of course, now, I realize, it’s super simple) and I couldn’t be bothered.  Anyhow, last night the 1% kicked in and I figured there wasn’t anything hard to making pad thai as it’s essentially a stir fry.

    On my way home, it started pouring rain and I was stuck in the car with the new Matt Mays disc spinning.  Then a moment in musical history occurred and Track 5 (“Terminal Romance”) came on the stereo.  I was floored.  I couldn’t get enough of the song.  It was epic.  It was classic.  It was heartbreaking.  It had everything that I want in the music I write.  When I got home, I immediately went to the stereo in the living room and popped it in so I could listen to it again while unpacking the groceries.  I must admit that I had heard the song before last week in a live format at Bluesfest.  I was blown away by it then also and I didn’t know what the name of the song was at that point but I knew I had fallen in love.

    I must have played that song thirty times last night on repeat.  I still can’t get enough of it.  I can’t remember the last time a song has touched me so much in my life.  I think when you start out listening to music, everything is so new so your soul has the opportunity to have those moments more and more because there is so much you haven’t heard.  I remember being fifteen years old and feeling this way when Aerosmith’s “Amazing” came on and the crazy solos come in at the end.  I also remember feeling this way when Earth, Sky and C by I Mother Earth came on the stereo at Carol’s place.  I was floored.  It changed my life.

    The pad thai was decent.  The sauce definitely wasn’t what I was used to so I’m assuming I just have to try different sauces.  It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t what I was expecting.

    I ended up grabbing a guitar and listening to Terminal Romance a few dozen times while scribing out the lyrics and figuring out the chords.  It amazes me how simple some songs are and how much work I try and put into my songs.  I’ve realized that I am going to perfect the three chord songs first and then branch out.  Terminal Romance is in the key of C and consists of four chords.  Beautiful.  In the end, it’s the way the song sounds what makes it work.

    Vero ended up coming over after a long day at work.  The past few days have been killer and she’s been putting in some overtime.  She really loves her job though and that’s what counts.  She loved the pad thai.

    We also talked about the inevitable video project we want to start up.  There have been ideas floating around but she always comes back to wanting to make a music video to one of my songs.  We talked about making one to 705 just for fun to play around with the video camera more than actually make a music video.  In the end, I think we are going to try and encompass a Northern road trip as the focus of the video.  So basically take all the sights you would see along a trip up North and crush it into four minutes.  It will be an interesting experiment and has probably been done by many others.  In fact, after we spoke about the video, I popped in the film “Into The Wild” for Vero and the opening sequence is pretty well our video idea so we had a good laugh at the fact that the video is basically done.  We just need to take the footage from the film!

    Into the Wild was just as entertaining the second time around.  Vero really enjoyed it as I knew she would.  Vero has this adventurous spirit to her and I think she isn’t made to follow the path that society has given us plans to.

    iplaying: Building a Boat – Matt Mays & El Torpedo (Terminal Romance)

  • Review: Colonel By Island

    On Friday, Alex and I firmed up plans to do some camping this weekend.  I had originally suggested it on Monday and by Wednesday I was hesitant after thinking of my wallet but then Alex convinced me it wouldn’t be too much to go camping (that was an understatement…I don’t even know why I thought it would cost a lot!) so the plans started taking shape and Saturday morning we were planning to leave.

    Friday night I spent meandering about the empty house and watching 24.  I had taken 1.5 years to watch the entire first season and was nearing the end where it was gaining steam.  I then packed up the camping gear and we were good to go for the next morning.

    Alex and I hit up the LCBO before heading out and then we hit the road with Alex and Holly towing the boat and Vero and I following.  We dropped by Matt’s parents house to see if we could use their launch for the boat.  May I point out that Matt’s parents are amongst the best out there.  We hadn’t even mentioned using the boat launch yet and his father said they needed to leave to go to a wedding but feel free to use the house for the night if we wanted to.  I was floored of the generosity of this family.

    We ended up thanking them but saying we just needed to use the boat launch.  We drove back down the highway for a short side trip to a flea market and then wenb back to the boat launch.  We brought the boat down, loaded our gear into it and took a quite trip across Big Rideau Lake (stopping along the way to get ice) to arrive at Colonel By Island.

    I was surprised to see that Colonel By Island is federal managed land by Parks Canada.  There were two docks to park at and people simply buy a permit to stay on the island for the day.  They have nice campsite areas right on the water and there is a working washroom.  It was beautiful.  I was amazed that we could manage to get a campsite like this.  Alex said the campsites were first-come, first-served so it was a good idea that we arrived early enough.  The people already there seemed nice enough and it seemed like a transient community that simply forms when they arrive at the island.  Alex and I commented that maybe this was the way of people who spend a lot of times on the river in their big boats.  As soon as we arrived on the docks, there were people there helping us tie off the boat and talking to us and asking where we were from.  It was quite welcoming.

    We set up our campsite (picked out by the lovely Holly and Vero) and cooked up some sausages.  I also brought out le piece du resistance of the weekend…bologna!  I hadn’t had my bologna last year since the US Border Guard threw it out.   I was looking forward to frying up a few slices on the open fire.

    After lunch, we hit the lake with the boat and swam for awhile and just enjoyed the weekend weather.  Might I add that this was probably one of the nicest weekends we will see during the summer.  It was fantastic!  So warm, so sunny, so amazing.  After getting cold in the water after a few hours, we took the tube out and I took some hilarious videos of Holly and Vero trying to stay on top of a tube while dragging them across the lake.

    I decided to try the tube out next and the first time we started up, all was going well and then I simply lost my grip and slid backwards off the tube.  That was quite lackluster!  The next time I got back on, Alex sped the boat up and I was holding on for dear life!  It was exhilarating and I was doing my best to balance myself on it but the forces of nature were against me and as I was coming out of a turn, I hit the crest of the wake and blammo!  Vero and Holly said I looked like a skipping stone across the water!  I must have hit my foot against the water first as it was pretty sore.  The funniest part was that at one point my bathing suit got ripped off my body!  I made a grab for it and when Alex turned the boat around, Vero had the video camera on and filmed me in the water with my shorts in my hand.  We all had a good laugh and I needed a break after a wild flip like that so I hopped in the captain’s seat and took Alex out wake boarding.  It was quite choppy and it was hard to get used to the boat and getting the right speed out of it so he could enjoy the wake boarding.  I would like to think that I did a decent job in the conditions I was in.

    After that excitement, we anchored the boat and relaxed for awhile.  It was around 6:30 – 7:00 and out of nowhere Alex pulls out a box and goes up to Holly at the front of the boat and says something that I didn’t really catch.  In fact, it was a marriage proposal!  I may have known a little about this beforehand, but Vero had no idea so she was shocked.  Judging from the look on Holly’s face, she was shocked as well and I’m happy to say that Holly has accepted Alex’s hand in marriage.

    We headed to shore and work spread quickly that there was a couple to be engaged on the island and people were dropping in to talk see the ring.  We cracked a bottle of champagne and started up the supper of some steaks and potatoes (with a little fried bologna for good measure!).  It was a great night and it only got better considering there was a fireworks display across the lake that night that we didn’t know about (although Alex confirmed that he did in fact arrange it for this night to be even more special for Holly).  The only complaint of the weekend would be when the mosquitoes came out in full force when the sun went down.  Yipes!  They were nasty!

    The fireworks went on for a LONG TIME.  At least 45 minutes.  We headed to the fire next to our campsite, chatted with some people from Montreal.  We ended up trying to teach Vero how to play euchre but she didn’t seem too interested.  I then marveled at the stars in the sky and wondered aloud about aliens and at that point I think everyone was tired so they headed to bed while I stayed up for a little while longer and took it all in.

    The next morning, I awoke to find myself half off the mattress.  Turns out that we parked our tent on a slight hill so we kept slipping off the mattress!  May I take this moment to talk about Holly and Alex’s tent for a moment.  Mike was gracious enough to lend us our tent and it turned out that Alex and Holly had bought the same tent the week before!  Well, ALMOST the same.  They picked up the two man tent while we had the four man.  We all know how tent sizes really are and Vero and I had a good laugh when we saw that their air mattress was busting the tent’s seams once they got inside.  Let’s just say there wasn’t much room for anything else.  They found it cozy though.

    We cooked a late breakfast of English muffins, eggs, bacon, bologna and fruit, packed up the site a little and headed out on the boat for the afternoon to see the nice houses along Big Rideau Lake.  We also took a little swim, napped a little, headed back to shore for a beer and then decided around 3PM that it was a good time to pack the boat back up.

    We arrived back at the Masse’s house, brought the boat back up (unfortunately Alex hit his prop on some rocks and will have to grind it down a little), helped Matt’s dad with his patio and then headed back into Ottawa while stopping in Smiths Falls for a bite to eat.

    It was an amazing weekend to be on the water and to be in such great company during a momentous occasion!  It will probably be the highlight of the summer for me.  Thanks to Alex and Holly for inviting us out (and convincing me to do so!).

    If anyone has access to a boat, I highly recommend staying at Colonel By Island sometime.

  • Fun Times we live in…

    Insert dripping sarcasm into this entry…

    After reading this article, I thought…

    I am sure glad that this man only received 90 days in jail for violating any human decency that there is left in this world.

    I would like to say that I encourage others to follow in this gentleman’s footsteps so that maybe there will be enough of you morons to convince our society to bring back the death penalty.

    Of course, I take back all commentary on this issue if we find out that this individual is mentally challenged and cannot control these things.

    Otherwise, I’ve just realized that maybe it *is* time we all move to Greenland to escape the madness.

  • Oh Sam…

    I was reading a review of Jumper and read this part about Samuel Jackson which I had a good laugh at:

    Eventually we meet Samuel L. Jackson, who is once again playing his bad-ass self, only this time he’s got white hair and a mean streak. (Sam Jackson cheat-sheet: If he has a ‘fro and a gun, you’re watching Pulp Fiction. If he’s limping, you’re watching Unbreakable. If he’s sweating and bluesy, you’re watching Black Snake Moan. If he’s wearing a brown robe, you’re watching Episode III.)

    Here‘s the review for those who are interested.