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  • Johnny 5 is Alive!

    johnny5_1.jpgThanks to Maren, Mike and Vero for providing you with some entertaining stories and thoughts over the past few weeks!  I especially enjoyed the questioning of why there is toast served in the Chinese Food restaurant in Hearst!

    Last night I went to see Iron Man (review to follow) and afterwards I dropped by Vero’s place with some ice cream in tow.  I began talking again about her dislike of all things robots and realized that it stemmed from watching Robocop which definitely isn’t a kids movie.

    Then I asked her if she had ever seen some funny robots who were nice and not malicious like ED-209.  I then thought our friend, Johnny 5 from Short Circuit!  He was the best.  “Johnny Five, He’s Alive!”  Ah, a relic from the 80s but oh so funny.  After describing him, she realized that she DID remember this robot (although Maren didn’t when I was talking about it which prompts a Short Circuit viewing this summer!) and we had a good laugh watching the trailer for the film on Youtube.

    Let us all share some fond memories of Johnny 5!  I personally remember rewinding and watching the ending of Short Circuit 2 where “Holding Out for a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler is played while Johnny 5 runs away from some villains (or he’s doing something spectacular like jumping onto a helicopter or something like that).  It was the music that really got me rewinding it all the time but Johnny 5 now holds a special place in my mind when I hear that song being played.

  • Review: Iron Man

    Seeing that my summer of fun has finally arrived, I took some time to finally watch Iron Man.  I had heard nothing but good things so I was quite excited to see the film.

    The film does not disappoint.  It’s one of those comic character movies which transcends the comic book culture and makes it accessible to non comic book fans, much like Spider-Man ended up doing (and Batman Begins I suppose).

    Robert Downey Jr. is quite amazing in the film and he has this sarcastic wit to him that I loved.  I have never really read any Iron Man so I don’t know how faithful it is to the original origin story but I heard it was quite similar.  I enjoyed seeing him trying to figure out how to improve the Iron Man armor and testing it out.  I also liked the nods to future War Machine storylines and the cameo appearance of Stan Lee who is mistaken for Hugh Hefner.

    I really don’t know what else to say about it.  It’s one of the better films I’ve seen in the past year and I highly recommend it to anyone who was a fan of any comic related movies; Spider-Man, Batman, X-Men.

    The only way this will be dethroned as the greatest flick of the summer will be when The Dark Knight hits the theatres.  Batman vs. The Joker?  Sign me up.

  • Evil Dead The Musical – 300th Show!

    Apparently, this is sort of a big deal considering it’s the first musical written by a Canadian to reach this momentous event!

    Read here.

  • Krazy!

    krazy_big.jpgThis looked like a very cool exhibit going on at the Vancouver Art Gallery.  It dealt with art in video games, comics, anime, etc.  Unfortunately, I didn’t have enough time to check it out as we wanted to hit up the Capilano Suspension Bridge.  They were selling a book there and I perused it and will probably pick it up when it’s released through Amazon.

  • Open Invitation

    In honour of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council’s Sausage Month (October), I would like to invite you to my upcoming Sausage Party. This used to be an annual party, but was on hiatus for the past couple of years. I can no longer ignore the pleas of those who want to see this tradition reinstated. As such, I am proposing that “Sausage Party IV: Kielbasa’s Komeback” be held sometime in early Fall. Stay tuned to Palmer’s World for the details. I’m sure that Ryan can testify to the amazingness of past parties! The only requirement to attend is a love of the links and a sense of adventure.

    I had wanted to include a photo from one of the last parties but this is my first foray into blogging and I don’t know how!

  • Day 8 – 11 London Ontario

    We arrived in London in time to miss a rainstorm heading our way.  Troy says that they get quite the bit of storms around that area.  We relaxed for the remainder of the day with some beer and chili that Connie had prepared for us.  Thanks Connie!  Troy brought out a few gifts for Connie from the West Coast and then we watched a slew of TV, mostly involving this show called Cock’d Gunns which is a hilarious mockumentary about two brothers in Brampton Ontario trying to make a rock band.  If you enjoy Tenacious D and Flight of the Conchords, I don’t think you will find this show disappointing.

    The next day we set out to do some recording of 705.  I had these grand visions of getting it all done in the afternoon but I had no realized how long it would take to select the drums.  It is quite the process and took us most of the afternoon which is fine with me.  After getting the drum tracks down and a scratch guitar track, we also looked into getting the guitar tone right for the song.  I was looking for the old classic rock vibe that’s apparent in Mountain’s Mississippi Queen or more recently 850 Commando by Matt Mays (who can emulate the classic rock guitar wall like no other).  We finally settled on two tones and voila.  The song is born.

    After dinner, Troy’s friend Darryl showed up and although it wasn’t as infamous of a meeting of the first time Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx met, it was close.  It was like musical geniuses entered the room together and created a force to be reckoned with.  Darryl had already added some amazing vocal and bass work on The Stomper last year and had helped Troy out with a few other tunes as well.  I was intrigued to be sitting in the same room with him watching what he does on the bass guitar.

    In the end, seeing that he was flying solo that night, we decided to listen to 705 again and to lay down some vocal work.  I flubbed a few times as it’s very hard to sing the chorus perfectly with a high tempo.  It’s definitely hard to take a breath in between saying “In the 705, it’s good to be alive” four times in a row.  Darryl then took the mic duties for awhile and threw in three harmony parts for the entire song so we can decide what to do with them.  I am using Troy’s original demo take on the song as a template for what I liked and we’ll see if any other parts can be added to flesh it out more.  I definitely want to redo my vocals although Troy was really impressed with the majority of them.  I guess I’ll take another listen to them when Troy gets around to sending me the WAV files.  This time around, the plan is to really see how we can work on this virtually.  I’m going to have the WAV files sent to me, I’m going to load them up on my recording console, record a rhythm guitar track, maybe do another vocal take, then I’ll send it back to Troy so he can add his guitar work (and other vocals if he wants to take a crack at them) to it.  We’ll see if it works or not.  If it does, it will be the start of a more easier way to do things instead of me having to drop by London every year.

    After that, Darryl, Troy and I jammed for a few hours which was also recorded.  There was quite the energy in the room that night as the three of us had finally come together.  It was like the joining of the two swords of Castle Greyskull in He-Man.  It just clicked.  I’m excited to hear the recording as we took a crack a few dozen tunes, along with some originals and they sounded great.  After Darryl left for the night, Troy was jacked up after having played an amazing session that we had so much energy an proceeded to watch a Motley Crue and Megadeth DVD that night until the wee hours of the morning.  I was all Corona’d out so we had to switch to rye.  We weren’t feeling too hot the next morning but we had had this amazing night and I’m glad it was recorded.  Mental note, I need to pick up an condenser microphone as it’s amazing for recording those intimate nights of jamming.

    The next day we were feeling pretty rough so we headed out for lunch and I picked up the new Coldplay CD and then we headed back home to relax.  We definitely were not in much shape to do much of anything.  We were actually a little scared that our cousin Rick was dropping by for a night out at Chaucer’s pub.  Fortunately for us, the last time he went to Chaucer’s had scared him into agreeing that we only needed to go and have a few beers that evening.  Chaucer’s is famous for it’s atmosphere and more importantly; their sausage platter.  Filled with sauerkraut, three different sausages and beets, it is a delicious meal.  We had a few beers, talked shop about all subjects and then called it a fairly early night as Rick had to work the next morning and I was planning on leaving to go back to Ottawa.

    The next morning, I felt decent (although Rick looked a little rough as he left for work) and headed out around 10AM.  I thanked Troy for his hospitality and the good times we had in the past week.  I am excited that we have become closer than ever during the past few years.  I feel like him and I are like Dad and Uncle Brent were in the past…good brothers having a good time.  Here’s a special thank you to Connie for being a gracious soul while I stayed over and I give her a 9.5/10 for the hospitality this time around (the Crown Royal on the pillow definitely clinched it this time around!).  I didn’t get a chance to say good bye to her in person and thank her, so here it is for her to read.

    Unfortunately for me, the trip to Ottawa was hell because the 401 had construction on it which brought it down to two lanes.  I literally spent 1.5 hours crawling from one end to the other.  It was horrible.  Don’t they usually have construction on the highways only at night?  If not, they should start.

    All in all, it was a great little vacation.  It was more family oriented than ‘grand event’ oriented.  It was very relaxing and I enjoyed getting out on the bicycle every day for 15 kilometers along some great trails.  I enjoyed spending time with my parents as they drove me around the island and I enjoyed spending time with Nanny, Troy, Uncle Brent and Aunt Ree.  It was a great trip, no bad weather and it introduced me to the West Coast.  I would definitely go back in the future and I must look into what Aeroplan has to offer in that department.

  • Hearst, On TV!

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    After seeing Palmer & Mike (our two newborn Stars from the North) being extras on a kids TV show, it seems like TV productions are getting more and more interested in the small Northern Ontario communities/residents.

    Assuming there’s a lot of people from Northern Ontario reading this blog on a regular basis, I thought this might interest a few. Here is a press release about a new TV show starring Hearst in one of their episode. (read bellow)

    -Sudbury, Ontario, le mardi 17 juin 2008 – Le samedi 21 juin, la Première Chaîne de Radio-Canada présente une émission spéciale mettant en vedette la ville de Hearst et ses habitants.

    LES INVINCIBLES GAULOIS DE HEARST raconte avec humour l’improbable histoire de cette ville ontarienne où pratiquement tous les citoyens vivent en français malgré les centaines de kilomètres qui les séparent du Québec.

    Pourquoi cette ville de 6000 habitants a-t-elle sa propre université, son conseil des arts, son journal, sa radio, sa librairie, ses festivals? Pourquoi dit-on qu’à une certaine époque, elle comptait le plus haut pourcentage de millionnaires au pays? Pourquoi affirme-t-on que c’est une ville western et qu’elle est la capitale mondiale de l’orignal? Pourquoi y sert-on des rôties tartinées de beurre dans un authentique restaurant chinois? Et que fait donc Hearst sur la carte météo du Téléjournal de Radio-Canada?

    L’histoire de Hearst est racontée par l’animateur ÉRIC ROBITAILLE, en compagnie de ses nombreux invités dont GREGORY CHARLES, JOCELYNE BLOUIN, JEAN FUGÈRE, JEAN-MARC DALPÉ et plusieurs «invincibles Gaulois» aux surnoms surréalistes… Ne ratez pas LES INVINCIBLES GAULOIS DE HEARST, le 21 juin, sur les ondes de la Première Chaîne, partout au pays!-

    For those who are not familiar with French, it seems like CBC is now interested in the mystery of small francophone towns located in Ontario.

    My first reaction: Cool! For once they’re going to talk about us somewhere!

    But what caught my attention the most are the questions they’re asking themselves about my hometown. They seem to wonder why is that small town of 6 000 population has the highest percentage of millionaires in the country. Of course, there are plenty of factors to take in consideration, but two of them are worth to specify here. One thing they might need to mention is that, a few years ago, Hearst was the town that had the biggest percentage of illegal drugs in Ontario. Would there be a correlation between drugs and money in the town? Some might think it’s a possibility.

    Here’s something I always asked myself on that issue: Would the people, including the police department, be afraid of busting the drug dealers knowing it would bring the economy way down? I just remember a case when I was a bit younger where everybody in town knew this supermarket owner had a big drug dealing industry going on top his supermarket roof. If the cops would have busted that owner, everybody knew the other supermarket would have no competition anymore and would therefore take advantage of the population by putting their prices way up. And knowing that that owner wasn’t the only one owning a business as well as having a drug industry on the side, everybody kept their mouth shut.

    An other reason why the town would have that many millionaires is the fact that the town is so excluded from big cities. We therefore need to have our own pharmacy, radio, newspaper, University …etc. And since the population is not very big, well, half of the population owns those businesses and gets rich out of them!

    The next question the TV production is trying to resolve definitely put a smile on my face: “Why do they serve toasts in their local authentic Chinese restaurant?”. Really, I’m not sure about the real explanation to this, I guess the owner thought it would make people full faster… I just remember when the first time I made Chinese food at home, The Palmer didn’t understand why I would always make toasts as well. I thought all Chinese food came with toasts…..

    Anyways, just to say that this show should be interesting. Wonder what kind of answers they will come up with.

    LES INVINCIBLES GAULOIS DE HEARST
    Saturday 21st June, on Radio-Canada (CBC)
    at 6:00p.m.

  • Day 7 – BC Trip (Vancouver)

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    Vancouver is amazing.  Truly amazing.  I want to return there now.

    We hit the road early in the morning and made the early ferry ride back over to Vancouver.  We found our hotel in Richmond which is close to the Vancouver airport and decided to head into downtown.  Mom and Dad had a bad outlook on Vancouver after spending a night there the week before after the cruise returned.  Turns out that they ended up staying in the worst spot of town and there were a bunch of haggling homeless people (one person asked Dad for $2 instead of the $1 Dad gave him!) and vomit lined the streets.  Needless to say, not a good experience!

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    I am glad they got the opportunity to see what Vancouver has to offer in the daylight.  It was beautiful.  Downtown is situated around the water, near the forest and next to the mountains.  The architecture there was quite different than anything I’ve seen before.  I’m assuming it was Asian-inspired from any films I’ve seen in Asia.  Very modern looking.

    Downtown was beautiful and the sun was shining and all was well in the world.  We headed to GasTown which is a strip of downtown where there are nice restaurants and shops.  We headed to the Old Spaghetti Factory for lunch.  We then picked up some good souvenirs.  You can’t go wrong with a $10 sweatshirt!  In hindsight, I don’t even think I bought myself anything while I was out there, but at least I got a couple of t-shirts from my parents from their Alaskan trip.

    I wanted to check out the Art Gallery as I read about an exhibition on comic books, video games and other multimedia.  I was excited to see what it was all about but when we got there, it would have cost $20 each to get in and I knew very well that I would have wanted to stay there for a few hours at least and the others wouldn’t have been too interested.  In the end, I realized that I would rather go with them to the Capilano Suspension Bridge so I decided that the exhibit would have to wait another day!

    We took a quick drive out of downtown to the Capilano Suspension Bridge.  I am scared of heights so I did not know what to expect.  In the end, I wasn’t freaked out too much by the bridge.  I had envisioned a bridge out of an Indiana Jones movie where it was rickety.  This bridge had 75 people on it and was in no fear of breaking.  In fact, at one point, I read how a tree had fallen onto the bridge during a giant windstorm a few years ago and they said the root ball was 60,000 pounds and it still didn’t break!

    I really enjoyed the Capilano park as you go through this wooded area and you can walk from tree top to tree top along these bridges.  We spent a few hours there and I would have to say that it was the highlight of the trip as we got to see how big the trees where (as legend holds it) and got to find out things about the forests around BC.  We even got a certificate indicating we made it through all the checkpoints!

    After heading back to the hotel, we went to a restaurant called White Spot which seemed very popular around Vancouver.  It was good food and reminded me of Moxie’s.  In the end, we retired for the night after a night cap and unfortunately, I don’t think Troy and I got much sleep that night before the flight.  Maybe my mind was racing with the fact that we had to get up at 3:30AM to catch our flight the next morning.

    Let me tell you, there’s no sense in rushing to an early flight.  We got there and the ticket counters weren’t even open!  Once they were, we went to security and they weren’t even open!  I was dozing off fast.  I slept most of the way on the way back and watched Jumper (which is a decent flick if you enjoy the sci-fi.)  We got back into Toronto where Uncle Richard and Aunt Dinah graciously dropped off my car and then we headed out to London ON for the rest of our vacation.

  • Lawn Mower

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    About six weeks ago I get a call from Rob who is on his way to drop his son off at hockey or soccer practice asking if I could pick up this FREE lawn mower on the side of the road near his place. He was running late so couldn’t pick it up but feared it would be gone by the time he returned. I agreed but I was picking up some friends at the time and was in a hurry so instead of dropping it off at his place, I took it home and put it in my garage. Weeks and weeks go by and I still have this lawn mower in my garage taking up space and all the while Rob is asking what the hell is going on with this lawn mower. Finally this past Saturday I got around to delivering the lawn mower that has been in our garage for over a month now. It was a nice sunny day and Rob’s neighbours were having a garage sale while I was there. After we unloaded the mower we though we would try to start it since we don’t even know if it will. While we are working on it a random garage saler (let’s call him Dave) drives up next to us and the following conversation occurs.

    Dave: Is it too late?
    Rob and Me: Uhhhhhhh
    Dave: The lawn mower? Is it already sold?
    Rob and Me: Uhhhhhh
    Dave: How much do you want for it?
    Rob: 20 bucks
    Dave: Does it work?
    Rob: Were working on it, probably just needs a new spark plug
    Dave: I will be back in a few minutes I just have to go get my van

    After the guy left, Rob and I were looking at each other laughing at the fact that he just made $20 off a free lawn mower. We did eventually get it started to make sure it worked before selling it. I would also like to point out that the garage sale was one house over and not at Rob’s. In then end I don’t know if Dave ever came back to buy the lawn mower since I had a to go do some errands but this still made for a great start to my day.

  • Day 5 – 6 BC Trip

    The rest of the trip in BC is currently a blur as I had not written down anything about it.  In fact, I can’t even remember what we did on the Wednesday!  On Thursday, we took a trip out to Jordan River which was…lacking.  There was nothing there!  I think the point of it was to hopefully see some surfing going on.

    We did end up at the Castle for the last few days.  The Castle was a nice old pub built 100 years ago and Uncle Brent knew the owner Kenny very well.  The most exciting part about this place was the price of beer…a round of four drinks came out to around $11.  We were all impressed with the price and the beer (Labatt Winchester which we had never heard of.)

    Here’s another beer related story…out here in Sooke (if not all of BC), you pay more for your beer in the store if it’s cold!  I thought it was odd when the woman at the register asked me if my beer was cold or warm.

    On the last night, Uncle Brent, Troy and I ended up at the Castle in the early afternoon and after a few pints, Dad came in with us as well and before you knew it, we were playing darts and asked the women to join us for some Chinese food.  We were all having a grand time and even Nanny got up to try her hand at darts.  I was not used to Troy’s camera so the pictures of the event are a little blurry.  The Chinese food was excellent as well.  We headed home where we gave a concert for all and Dad outfitted us with some chef’s hats that they got from their cruise.

    Uncle Brent and Aunt Ree showed us some great hospitality while we were there and I had a grand old time hanging out with the family.  It’s not often that we get together but when we do, it’s smiles all around.  I really enjoyed going to Vancouver Island for the week and can see myself returning but I think I would like to check out some camping sites along the way as I don’t know if running over to Chemainus would be exciting again.  I would definitely like to return to Victoria and spend a few days there as there was a lot more to do there.